so I’m “studying” at Starbucks right now. ya know, really in ~THE ZONE~ with headphones on and ignoring everyone and all. but someone just dragged their chair approximately 2 inches and it sounded like a ferocious giant dog bark/growl and I immediately jumped at least 20 feet in the air. I had a flash thought of a Doberman running through the old women chatting by the door (their wrinkly necks are not appetizing enough) and leaping right through to my lil’ jugular.
I’m really cool and tough.